Okay Taurus loves luxury, so Wednesday I went full indulgence mode: Cancelled my boring Zoom lunch – Told ’em my internet died. Fight me. Lit that expensive candle – You know, the one I’ve been “saving for special”? Yeah, Wednesday became special. Smelled like vanilla and poor choices. Ate real food off fancy plates – Microwaved lasagna but put it on my grandma’s china. Used a cl...